YOU can take that FAKE apology and shove it right up your ass.

Oh, and you? DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU? 
Honey, don't even get me started on YOU.
You can ignore me.
You can act like you don't care about me.
You can go hang out with other people.
You can act like we were never friends.
This is stretching it a lot, but you don't even have to say happy birthday to me on my facebook wall.

BUT YOU CAN'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ME.
K A R M A, babe. It's all in the karma..